larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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Quando eu chamo alguém pra ver algo no pc mas ela continua lá:


humora-r:

"Que tipo de bolo que você quer para o seu aniversário?"

Eu:

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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jonathan:

if your facebook says you go to tumblr university the chances are I hate you

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laurapalmerrac:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

my three best friends yes thank you

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Movie : The New guy (2002)

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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